from the archives
at the age of 12 my first boyfriend broke up with me.
his name was aaron.
he gave three reasons, which were communicated to me via a friend who he was seen holding hands with three days later. (gasp!)
they are as follows:
1. i talked too much about god.
2. i was boring.
3. i talked too much about the world ending.
obviously this kid was not destined to be a huge fan of independence day.
