POST-ATHEIST

it is time to humble myself. time to sing a song.

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth



i just chipped a significant portion of my right front tooth off with cooked broccoli. soft cooked broccoli!

the rest isn't going to hang around much longer.



i was hoping for cookware, a potato masher or a large soup pot or something... but i'm in dire need of some dental work. or i'll be unable to bite into any of the delicious fare i cook.


fuck.