POST-ATHEIST

whenever i play monopoly when there is a full moon, my fellow players and i roll doubles. a lot.

this has occurred with multiple sets of dice on a multitude of occasions.

last night was no exception. during my ten-minute-break with the 12-year-old i quite literally rolled nothing but doubles. this meant, of course, that i kept going to jail and getting out of jail.

seriously. doubles solamente. i felt like i was in an episode of the twilight zone, except it was in color and i was sitting on sky blue shag carpet in the villa's playroom. and there was no voiceover.